Saturday, March 14, 2009

Tracy Anderson on working with M... again!

The Mirror
The planet’s hottest personal trainer, Tracy Anderson, reveals her celebrity body sculpting secrets – and what it’s really like working with Her Madgesty and pals....

Meet Tracy Anderson: the personal trainer who has finally silenced the scariest lady in showbiz. For the past three years, Madonna has handed all control of her body over to this size six slave driver – in return, Tracy has given her the most talked-about physique on the planet. ‘People say to me, “Madonna must really boss you around” and I tell them “No! She’s the most docile, sweet, quiet little student”,’ laughs Tracy. ‘She’ll follow everything I want. Madonna never slacks off. She’s like a gym nerd.’

Tracy’s method requires nothing less than total submission from Her Madgesty. ‘I said to her, “I’m going to be bringing crazy equipment into your house, and you can’t work with anyone else”,’ explains Tracy. ‘So she dropped all her other training and committed to me. She doesn’t tell me what she wants to achieve with her body – I tell her,’ says Tracy. ‘She trusts me, so she does it.’

That or Madonna doesn’t have the energy to talk back with Tracy’s schedule of two-hour workouts, six days a week. ‘We do 75 minutes of muscular structure work and 45 minutes of dance aerobics,’ explains Tracy. ‘I change the regime every 10 days. She’s an unbelievable mover so it’s easy for her. I’ve had her in all kinds of crazy positions.’

Madonna’s body has been showcased recently in photoshoots that have split the nation between, ‘Doesn’t she look amazing for 50?’ and, ‘Put your legs together, grandma’. Does it annoy Tracy to hear her creation being attacked?

‘Everyone’s entitled to their opinion,’ she says. ‘As her trainer, what matters is that I like how she looks – and I do. I challenge anybody to see Madonna in person and not want her body. What she’s achieved is not unnatural. If your body looks old at 50, it’s only because you’re not making the effort. Madonna will keep her physique forever because she’ll always keep up my programme.’

To ensure there’s no slip in standards, Tracy restricts her body-honing services to just one other client, Madonna’s best pal Gwyneth Paltrow. ‘She was my first celebrity client, Madonna was my second and that’s just how it’s stayed,’ says Tracy. ‘Gwyneth did her first workout with me then called Madonna and said, “You have to try this, it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever done”.’

You might’ve had Gwyneth down as a wet macrobiotic blanket, but according to Tracy she’s the handful of the duo. ‘Gwyneth is cheekier than Madonna, that’s for sure,’ she grins. ‘Some days she’ll be like, “Do I have to do cardio?”’

Gwyn and Madge now have Tracy on a timeshare arrangement (and no, they never fight over who has first dibs). ‘One of them always has priority,’ explains Tracy. ‘I’ll go on tour with Madonna or I’ll be with Gwyneth when she’s preparing for a film, and I’ll video train the other.’

Tracy has a zero-tolerance policy to skiving, even now her star pupils are in peak condition. ‘Would I let them go down to three days a week? Oh no! It’s not healthy to not work out six days a week. I’m obsessed with their bodies. I never stop thinking of how to make them a bit better.’ Now we mere mortals can get a taste of Tracy’s techniques with her new workout DVD. ‘It’s the same dance aerobics formula Madonna and Gwyneth do,’ she says. And yes, you can expect a similar transformation – as long as you’re willing to put in the six-days-a-week graft.

‘Nothing less is going to work if you want to become the perfect version of you,’ says Tracy. ‘But I wouldn’t have put a DVD out if it wasn’t going to give the same results you see in my poster girls.

‘I didn’t just make up fun dances,’ she scoffs. ‘I spent five years doing research to show the body could be reshaped against its genetic build. My method can give any woman what I think is the hottest female body, what I call “skinny ripped” – lean but sexy and healthy.’

Her method is revolutionary, she says, because it targets the small ‘accessory’ muscles that hold the key to a woman’s shape. ‘If you go after those smaller muscles, you’ll get beautiful little lines of definition everywhere. Plus these muscles knit everything together and keep skin tight to the muscle. If you lose weight without exercising, you’re in for a disaster.’ Tracy insists her method can turn around anyone’s body, even when surgery looks like the only answer. ‘The skin will always come back to the muscle if you work hard enough. Even if you have loose skin after having babies. I’ve done it a million times. The only thing I can’t do is make your boobs bigger.’ she laughs, ‘Otherwise I’d have done it with mine.’

MADONNA’S BODY SECRETS
Believe it or not, Tracy reckons her regime has made Madonna less muscly, not more. ‘She can build muscle very easily, so when I started working with her, we really wanted to stay away from getting bulky. We wanted her muscles to be leaner. She was going on tour so she’s got to be like a professional athlete too. I work a lot on the butt, because she doesn’t wear anything under those fishnets and everything shows. If there was the tiniest bit of cellulite I’d be like, “Uh-uh, NO’. My method is about toning the skin as well as the muscles.’
You might think Madge looks like Popeye on steroids here, but according to Tracy the camera does lie. ‘Her arms are actually teeny tiny in real life!’ she insists. ‘Here she’s just come out of the gym, and I’ve just done really awful things to her arms which make the muscles swell afterwards. So all these paparazzi shots make her arms look much more muscular than they really are. I personally love the definition Madonna has on her arms. I work them really hard, but I want them to be tiny too, so we never lift anything more than 3lbs.’

Katy Perry says "I’ll never be as big as Madonna"

The Mirror

Katy Perry doesn’t think she’ll ever be as famous as Madonna.

The I Kissed A Girl singer revealed she’d loved to be as successful as the Queen of Pop or Gwen Stefani but doesn’t think it’s possible anymore.

“I think those days of achieving that level are over. The media is bringing everybody down,” she said.

Despite this she says she is coping with the public interest in her private life and being followed by paparazzi.

“I don’t ever do anything to try and bring it upon myself,” she continued. “There ten thousand other restaurants besides the Ivy.

“I’m not obsessed with getting my picture taken. You know there’s just so much taken out of context. There’s so much nit-picking. I turned my data alerts off.”

Friday, March 13, 2009

M at the Waverly Inn with Guy Oseary - 12/03/09









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Pedro Almodóvar on Madonna

allaboutmadonna

Pedro Almodóvar has presented his new film “Los abrazos rotos” in Madrid and he was asked about Madonna and Antonio Banderas and their scene in “Truth Or Dare” (In Bed with Madonna) and he said:

“When she came with her Blond Ambition tour I prepared a dinner for her, and that “little thief” didn’t tell us that everything she was recording was going to be part of her film.”
“Madonna was asking for Antonio Banderas’ phone number all the time, because she wanted to screw him and I never gave it to her. When she went out jogging she always had her six bodyguards and I told her: “Madonna, babe, this kind of things are not very attractive here in Spain. In this country, that thing about bodyguards is like an offense, nobody is going to shoot Madonna or whoever in Spain. But in United States bodyguards seem to be, like a part of the body of the star.
She asked me if I didn’t have bodyguards and I said “I would only have them to fuck them”

Another English Roses Book by Madonna

Amazon



Publisher’s Description:
Amy’s absolutely thrilled when her mum gets her an after-school job working behind the scenes at Marks & Spencer Teen Fashionista week; it seems a perfect opportunity to polish her design skills and cultivate her true passion for fashion! But when a talent scout convinces Amy that she should actually appear on the runway as a model for the big show, things start to fall apart. Suddenly, Amy finds herself hanging with the beautiful people, and her head gets more than a little inflated as a result. What’s worse, she begins ditching the English Roses to hang with her fashionable new friends! The Roses have to wonder if she’s getting a wee bit big for her designer britches! Will Amy abandon her four best friends to follow the fashionista crowd forever?

Release date: April 16, 2009
Hardcover: 128 pages
Publisher: Puffin
ISBN-10: 0142411264
ISBN-13: 978-0142411261

Thursday, March 12, 2009

You Shag Madonna, You Shagged Vanilla Ice

Gawker

MTV is using rock stars and their super-sluttiness to teach all Brazilians about safe sex. Thanks, Madonna and Mick Jagger, you sluts! And thanks to everyone you screwed, as well.

These are new ads from MTV Brazil, via Copyranter. Use condoms or you are basically screwing Tupac, Deniro, and Paris Hilton all at once.



Bercy tickets selling out fast; Bulgarian concert sold out!

Madonna Tribe

The general public sale for the July 9 concert at the Palais d'Omnisport de Bercy in Paris was scheduled to start this morning, although rather inexplicably tickets were already available yesterday night since 10 pm on a Live Nation France vending website.

No need to say the allotment of tickets for what has been announced as "concert unique" is selling out pretty fast, with the other official retailers including Ticketnet, Fnac Spectacles and Carrefour currently showing no available tickets at all or limited lots in the higher-priced categories and a few "fosse" tickets showing up on France Billet.

As originally announced a fifth category has been made available - and these "behind the stage" tickets are being offered for 82.50 euro.


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The Sticky & Sweet Tour concert in Bulgaria finally sold out, three weeks after tickets were made available to purchase.
The "golden" and VIP tickets literally disappeared from the vendor's website after only ten minutes of sale, and now all other categories have been grabbed by the fans in less than a month as the Bulgarian Ticketpro site lists all categories as "sellout".

Madonna will perform in Sofia on August 29th. Despite some strong rumours of the tour extending ahead of the month of August, this is currently the last announced concert of the 2009 leg.

Flaming Lips do "Borderline"

Click here to watch the video.

"Coyne got a lot of insight into Madonna by singing that song, because he didn't know the song had sexual undertones. Coyne told his band, 'What is this? What is she singing about?' and they said, 'Dude, she's Madonna. What do you think she's singing about?'"


Warner Acts Go Covers Acts Crazy For Caompilation

A host of unusual covers can be found on "Covered, A Revolution in Sound: Warner Bros. Records," due Feb. 24. On it, 11 current Warner Music Group acts cover a classic tune from the label's back catalog.

Amongst the most intriguing are the Flaming Lips covering Madonna's "Borderline" with help from Stardeath and White Dwarfs, the Black Keys taking on Captain Beefheart's "Her Eyes Are a Blue Million Miles" and Mastodon teaming with ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons for the Texas trio's "Just Gt Paid."

The project was introduced by Adam Sandler's cover of Neil Young's "Like a Hurricane," which he performed last month on "The Late Show With David Letterman."

"Borderline" (Madonna), Flaming Lips with Stardeath and White Dwarfs
"Her Eyes Are a Blue Million Miles" (Captain Beefheart), the Black Keys
"A Case of You" (Joni Mitchell), Michelle Branch
"Here Comes a Regular" (the Replacements), Against Me!
"More Than This" (Roxy Music), Missy Higgins
"Into the Mystic (Van Morrison), James Otto
"Like a Hurricane" (Neil Young), Adam Sandler
"You Wreck Me" (Tom Petty), Taking Back Sunday
"Just Got Paid" ZZ Top), Mastodon with Billy Gibbons
"Burning Down The House" (Talking Heads), the Used
"Midlife Crisis" (Faith No More), Disturbed

Palace Square, Sticky and Sweet

Madonna Tribe



Here is a look at the set-up of the Madonna stage for the Sticky & Sweet concert at the Palace Square in St. Petersburg, Russia, on August 2nd in an original image elaborated by the MadonnaTribe Team on a scheme by official ticket vendor kassir.ru.

It is interesting to notice how the stage will occupy the Northern side of the square creating a stunning visual backdrop to the Admiralteyskiy Prospekt. To place the stage on the side of the venue is an interesting approach in a heavily symmetrical space and will also maximize the available space for the audience.

Quick Updates!

* The custody agreement, which is allowing Rocco and David permanently live with M in the US, was rubber-stamped in NY court yesterday.

* Made in Brazil reports: "Jesus Luz landed in Rio de Janeiro last night after spending almost two months in New York. He spoke with gossip magazine Quem at the airport, and laughed at the rumors that he would be actually dating Steven Klein as opposed to Madonna. According to Quem, the model said that he has kept in touch with his family and friends contrary to what tabloids have published, and that he was already expecting that people would try to cash in on his recent rise to fame. He also said that he did not book the next Versace campaign as published. When asked about his trips to the Kabbalah Center in spite of his evangelical upbringing, Jesus said that he had always been interested in the kabbalah, and had even bought books about it prior to meeting Madonna. Jesus will be spending a month in the country, waiting for his work visa to be approved as recommended by Ford Models in New York. I am certain the paparazzi will be keeping a very close eye on him."

* M was with Guy Oseary, Lourdes and a lot of bodyguards at Spears' show last night.

* M was seen sneaking into the Jumeirah Essex House.


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Ticket prices for St. Petersburg announced

Madonna Tribe



Prices for the Sticky & Sweet concert at the Palace Square in St. Petersburg, Russia, on August 2nd have been announced as follows:

General Admission: 2000 rub (approx. 45 €)
Silver Zone: 3500 rub (approx. 78 €)
Golden Zone: 5000 rub (approx. 112 €)
Seated: 4500, 6500, 8000, 10000 rub (approx. 100 - 145 - 178 and 223 €)
VIP - 30 000 rub (approx. 669 €)

Madonna’s ‘Sticky & Sweet’ Tour To Stop In Russia

Madonna.com

Madonna fans, we are happy to announce that Madonna’s ‘Sticky & Sweet’ Tour will stop at St Petersburg’s Palace Square on August 2nd.

Please note that a devoted fan club presale will start on March 12.

The public ticket sale will start on March 16th at 10am local time.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Madonna & Jesus Celebrate Purim at Butter

Apparently, after the visit to the K centere last night, Madonna and Jesus juice continued their Purim celebration at Butter. Here's a short report from BlackBook:

"The door was expecting Jerry Seinfeld’s wife Jessica, but who showed up instead but Madonna

herself, with boyfriend Jesus attached. An old Jewish pal who's pretty knowledgeable about Kabbalah and such things explained why Madonna was wearing a schoolgirl costume with a black wig, tights, miniskirt, and old-school Converses, and why baby Jesus was all Joker/Ledgered out. I was told that they were celebrating Purim, that it is Esther's year, and that the costumes were part of the ritual celebration.

The DJ put on a Madonna mix, and it was all bumping and grinding as the smart set watched with mouths agape. She looked better than ever, dancing sexily with her young companion; she pulled his shirt off and the rubbing and tugging brought out every cell phone in the joint. The whole town was hearing about it, and they left around 1 a.m. as happy as clams—in red wine sauce."

M as a School Girl; Jesus as the Joker for a Purim party

Maddy is fit enough to wear Lourdes' clothes. M looks really cute here! Jesus arrived with Jessica Seinfeld, who was dressed as a Persian princess.





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Sunday, March 8, 2009

S & S tickets in Estonia sold out in a record time!

According to Informador.com.mx, 70,300 tickets were sold in little more than 24 hours.
Madonna set new record in
Estonia in tickets sales. A record that was previously set by Metallica in 2006.

THE JOY OF A TOYBOY

Daily Express

By Wendy Salisbury


THE author of a risqu„ memoir about dating unsuitably young men applauds Madonna`s 20-something lover. All women need to feel as young as possible, says WENDY SALISBURY...
Madonna dating a new toyboy? Well, there's a surprise!

To quote Shakespeare: Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.

I applaud any woman of a certain age who fills her life with love, laughter and that key element: variety.

After all it's worked for Susan Sarandon, Goldie Hawn and Joan Collins for years. Even younger stars such as Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry and Kelly Brook are getting in on the act.

I'm 63 and I've been dating younger men since my second divorce at 42.

My first toyboy encounter was with a 19-year-old and I confess when I found out how young he was I was shocked.

Since then I have stopped "counting numbers" because, frankly, it's irrelevant. If two people are attracted to each other what difference should their ages make? Disapproval comes from those who do not dare.

The flattery factor of being approached by a younger man is like having new batteries installed inside you.

You know they have the pick from your daughter's generation but how cool is it that they chose you?

It lifts your spirits, revitalises your energy and reaches the parts older men cannot. All of this acts like a youth injection to keep you looking and feeling young again.

I spent my 50th birthday skiing with a 28-year-old in Aspen and another young man in his 30s surprised me recently by turning up on my doorstep in a chauffeur-driven Bentley to whisk me off to see The Eagles in concert.

Toyboys enjoy being spontaneous and romantic. They hardly ever cross my threshold without bringing champagne, chocolates or flowers and I often let them cook dinner for me.

Nothing is more seductive than sitting at my own kitchen table watching a beautiful boy wearing little more than a floral pinny preparing me a delicious meal. I'm sure Nigella would swap places with me in a heartbeat!

Les liaisons amoureuses of older women and younger men are no longer the preserve of celebrities.

Vibrant older women everywhere are wising up to the fact that they are still fit, feisty and fabulous but their same age partners are often not.

I am a mother and grandmother and I embrace my family and friends to the full but embrace an older man?

Never! I'm too full of vim and vigour to sit at home night after night watching him flip the TV channels.

Although society dictates that I should be with a partner aged between 65 and 70, the last time I tried to conform he spent the evening discussing his prostate.

My current beau is 28. We met on a dating website and he's gorgeous, funny and fascinated by me and I can't say that about a lot of men my age.

Younger men are attracted to older women because of our life experience and the fact that we know what we want.

Unlike our younger sisters, this is not marriage and babies nor a desire to get drunk and throw up in the gutter.

I'm often asked how, at my age, I dare take my clothes off in front of a 28-year-old. My answer is: in the dark or by candlelight.

Although I look after myself with a healthy regime of carb control and yoga, of course my body's ageing.

The attraction for younger men is the whole package so there's no need to beat yourself up if your triceps are morphing into bingo wings. Just eat less and exercise more.

I'm also asked what we find to talk about. I'm tempted to answer: "Who wants to talk?" but the truth is two intelligent people, no matter what their ages, can always find topics of conversation.

Apart from my two marriages, two divorces, 18 house moves, spates of living abroad, two children and three grandchildren, I lost my virginity to a bullfighter, saw The Beatles live twice and know how to dance the fandango so I'm not short of a story or two.

The boys have usually been to university and toured the world so there's always a tale for them to add.

Toyboys may not come to your doorstep, although I did meet an estate agent and a CID officer that way.

I've had close encounters walking down the street, in the supermarket, at art galleries and on holiday. Just keep your antennae up.

I'm happy to say that I'm still in touch with many ex-lovers including my original 19-year-old, who just turned 40.

My advice to all those ladies out there tempted to enjoy the firm fitness of fresher flesh is you go girls, as I intend to do for as long as I'm able.

M to buy a townhouse on the upper East Side?

NY Daily News

Could Madonna finally be moving out of her Central Park West compound? Though Her Madgesty purchased a third apartment in Harperley Hall last spring, we hear shes close to buying a $38 million townhouse on the upper East Side. Yes, shes looked at lots of townhouses, but word is, shes said shes ready to sign on this one. "Her current building is, frankly, beneath her," says a source. "But she cant get past the co-op boards of better buildings." Bonus on this townhouse: a private garage, which would cut down on paparazzi interaction. Interestingly, shed be moving just after Yankee Alex Rodriguez, with whom she was once so close, rented a $30,000-a-month pad two blocks away from her on CPW.

M, the kids and Jesus do Kabbalah - 07/03/09




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