"The door was expecting Jerry Seinfeld’s wife Jessica, but who showed up instead but Madonna
herself, with boyfriend Jesus attached. An old Jewish pal who's pretty knowledgeable about Kabbalah and such things explained why Madonna was wearing a schoolgirl costume with a black wig, tights, miniskirt, and old-school Converses, and why baby Jesus was all Joker/Ledgered out. I was told that they were celebrating Purim, that it is Esther's year, and that the costumes were part of the ritual celebration.The DJ put on a Madonna mix, and it was all bumping and grinding as the smart set watched with mouths agape. She looked better than ever, dancing sexily with her young companion; she pulled his shirt off and the rubbing and tugging brought out every cell phone in the joint. The whole town was hearing about it, and they left around 1 a.m. as happy as clams—in red wine sauce."
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